Well, I got slapped on the hand by Google's Adsense for promoting my glob to family and friends and suggesting that people click on ads. It's just a matter of time before Google takes over the world. But for now, you will enjoy an ad-free site. Congratulations.
Some people may be a little miffed about my lack of posts lately. Especially since I just started the FB group to draw attention to this glob effort. My apologies. I'll get back to my post every other day or so soon.
I wonder if people check the glob on a regular basis and are disappointed when there is no new nonsense to read? Do they (you) click on a link or maybe a favorite on a toolbar called "The Tef" and when they (you) see a post from a few days ago still at the top, say..."Where the heck has The Tef been? I really needed a dose of randomness today."
Additionally, I hope that the ink on Splenda packets is not harmful to one's body. Because I have dropped no less than three of them directly into an equal number of cups of coffee this week. [from now on, random thoughts will be inserted with these sideways robot smile symbols] [sorry if the use of the word "equal" before confused the Splenda commentary] I'm sure some of my droppiness has to do with being tired, but I have also consumed coffee at a much higher rate this week so my Splenda-packet-dropping propensity has to be higher from that alone. Every since the "tied for the cutest kid in the world" arrived on Monday, daddy has gotten little sleep. But mommy has gotten littler, so I'm not sure how she gets by without so much coffee.
Going on a tangent, I get the Dictionary.com word of the day sent to my e-mail. Do you know what "arcane" means? I bet few people do (lol, not really). I just learned it today. So I guess I am arcane about arcane.
And finally a short and non-rhyming poem from baby Sloane:
Is today Monday or Sunday?
Oh, Saturday, that's cool too.
Sunday is the only day that I have yet to experience.
I am guessing that I will poop and sleep all that day through.
Baby Sloane apologizes for saying that the poem would not rhyme but then adding a little bit of one anyway. Give her a break, she's 5 days old.
Showing posts with label Words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Words. Show all posts
Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
30 and $22.67 = infinity or approximately ∞
Well happy anniversary everybody.
Here are a few words that look strange when spelled out.
Etcetera; Phonetic; Vacuum; Bologna
Today marks the 30th day since my first glob posting. So again, happy anniversary.
Despite being Condas, my fingers do not hurt today, so I may not keep this short and sweet but it definitely will not be super long. That's what she said.
Today I called Comcast and told them that I thought I was paying too much for cable and they gave me a $30 credit for the next 12 months for being a "valued customer."
So I called my bank and said that I thought that my mortgage payment was too high and they told me to go pound sand. Actually, I did not call my bank, But I do love the phrase "go pound sand" so I decided to work it into today's posting somehow. "Phrase" is also a funnily spelled word. Yes, "funnily" is a word. I love to use that word too, but not as much as the phrase "go pound sand."
Sometimes when I say funnily in a spoken sentence, people ask me..."Did you just say funnily?" And I say "Yes." Also, the people at Blogspot do not know that "etcetera" is a word because it keeps getting red squigglies below itself as I type. No, squigglies is not a word, but you understand my gist.
The Comcast part of the story was true. I think everyone should call every service provider that....well...provides a service, and try to negotiate their prices down. I saved $360 this year via a 10 minute conversation. That's Comcastic.
The new picture posted today on the right is a self-portrait that I assisted my iPhone in taking. As you can see from her photography work, the back of her is now painted in Jackson Pollock style. I assisted with that part as well. I did throw paint all over her but more importantly I then coated her with a clear lacquer. None of the above actions have impacted the functionality of said iPhone. Other than to make it look slightly more cool and individual than the average iPhone. Also, her name is Samantha. Cause she is magic. Like that lady from TV that wrinkled her nose to do magic. "Cause" is a word but I used it incorrectly.
The End. Click an ad before you leave. So far, $22.67 has been ad-earned for charity.
The real "End" is below.
The End.
Here are a few words that look strange when spelled out.
Etcetera; Phonetic; Vacuum; Bologna
Today marks the 30th day since my first glob posting. So again, happy anniversary.
Despite being Condas, my fingers do not hurt today, so I may not keep this short and sweet but it definitely will not be super long. That's what she said.
Today I called Comcast and told them that I thought I was paying too much for cable and they gave me a $30 credit for the next 12 months for being a "valued customer."
So I called my bank and said that I thought that my mortgage payment was too high and they told me to go pound sand. Actually, I did not call my bank, But I do love the phrase "go pound sand" so I decided to work it into today's posting somehow. "Phrase" is also a funnily spelled word. Yes, "funnily" is a word. I love to use that word too, but not as much as the phrase "go pound sand."
Sometimes when I say funnily in a spoken sentence, people ask me..."Did you just say funnily?" And I say "Yes." Also, the people at Blogspot do not know that "etcetera" is a word because it keeps getting red squigglies below itself as I type. No, squigglies is not a word, but you understand my gist.
The Comcast part of the story was true. I think everyone should call every service provider that....well...provides a service, and try to negotiate their prices down. I saved $360 this year via a 10 minute conversation. That's Comcastic.
The new picture posted today on the right is a self-portrait that I assisted my iPhone in taking. As you can see from her photography work, the back of her is now painted in Jackson Pollock style. I assisted with that part as well. I did throw paint all over her but more importantly I then coated her with a clear lacquer. None of the above actions have impacted the functionality of said iPhone. Other than to make it look slightly more cool and individual than the average iPhone. Also, her name is Samantha. Cause she is magic. Like that lady from TV that wrinkled her nose to do magic. "Cause" is a word but I used it incorrectly.
The End. Click an ad before you leave. So far, $22.67 has been ad-earned for charity.
The real "End" is below.
The End.
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