Keeping up with the glob

Week one of this historic e-publication is coming to a close. Somewhere between many to zero people have asked me how they can keep more in touch with my updates and ensure that they are aware of any new randomness that is available via this glob.

Here are a few suggestions:

- Bookmark a link to this site in your favorites. Also add the link to your favorites bar.
- If you have a favorite bar / night club, ask them if they will co-sponsor a media kit with me to distribute on the bar top. Then, whenever you go to the bar, ask the bartender to use the computer in the back room to log in.
- Send a daily e-calendar reminder to yourself that says "Check out The Tef's glob" and insert a link to the site directly into your PDA.
- Call a relative or close friend and have them send a text to you every day at 3:33PM that says "Don't forget to check da glob"
- Think of your own idea. Why all the work must I do? (said like Yoda)
- Name your favorite play list on your iPod "Mostly Daily Randomness"
- Put a Post It note in the middle of your computer screen that simply says "Check on The Tef" today. Remember to remove aforementioned Post It for optimal glob viewing.
- Start a group on Facebook entitled "Loyal followers of The Tef's Glob" and make everyone an admin of the group. Then have everyone send hourly reminders to all members to visit.
- Have an image of the web address etched onto the inside of your windshield on your primary vehicle - I recommend a 60pt font. To save money on car #2, simply use a post it note hanging from your rearviewmirror. (sung like Eddie Vedder) ***If you have a motorcycle, go with etching on the inside of your helmet visor.
- Call me on my cell while you are going to the bathroom and I will read it to you from my iPhone.
- Two words for ya... Pinup calendar.
- 21 more words for ya... For holiday reminders, get Christmas ornaments, dreidels or Easter egg kits that come with mini letters to customize as you please.
- If you have a new baby, try to teach them "randomness" as their first word.
- Ask your spouse to scream "The Tef is so random" during sex instead of "Oh God." Keep your PDA on your nightstand for quick web access.

Legal Notices: The Tef does not recommend driving while using your PDA. Etchings on car windshields and helmet visors should not be done in such a way as to impair driving or general vision capabilities. Any post-sex PDA usage should be done only after using Purell or another form of hand sanitizer. The Tef is not an endorser of Purell and is no way affiliated with the brand or any other consumer product including the iPhone or the iPod. But on a personal note, he would use the iPhone for any of the above non-vehicle related reminders or general web access.

If you are having a baby or know someone who is, remember to check out the "Owen & Amelia" group on Facebook and send an e-mail for a catalog.